Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Love all


8 : 58 pm, Hemel Hempstead Railway Station


I’ve been waiting for a while now. It’s getting pretty late. Should get back home soon. School again tomorrow. Pretty fucked up life. No friends, no sex, bad grades. If only someone could understand me. Ah finally here is my train.


The Train waits for a few minutes. The people board into the train. The Train starts in a minute.


No place to sit. Great. Just made my life better. Got 7 more stops to Ronkonkoma. Fuck. At least I got my phone..


Justin Bieber’s hit single ‘Baby’ plays on the phone…..


……I thought you’d always be mine, mine

Baby, baby, baby oh

Like baby, baby, baby no

Like baby, baby, baby oh

I thought you’d always be mine, mine…..


Bieber, He looks so nice. Damn you Selena. Wish I could kiss him someday. Bieber, Holy God. He looks so nice. Selena should go to hell.
Ah well who do we have here ? Boy he looks pretty hot, doesn’t he ? 6 feet, nice hair, well built, a hot ass, the perfect body. I wish he comes home with me. I want to lay my hands on him. Holy Mother of God ! Such a nice.....


Walks a few steps and goes closer to him. He is also standing.


I’ve not seen someone this hot. Guess he goes to the gym daily. Perhaps he is returning from one. Well forget it. He could be the perfect guy. We could go out together, make dinner every day, watch T.V together, have fun every night. Have sex every single fucking night.


I think I should go and just talk to him. Ah as if he is going to reply. Look at me. I look like a pathetic sick fuck in this world. He looks like a Prince Charming. I am sure he has a girlfriend. Someone he would fuck every day. Damn you lucky bitch. He is not even looking at me for a few seconds.


He is still standing. His phone rings… He picks up the phone…


- Hey Bitch !!



Ah I guess he is speaking to his girlfriend. How long will I live a life like this. I don’t have anyone to love me now. How long will I be spending my life with fucking retards. I want someone as hot as him. Sick life. Damn..


9 : 37 pm Oyster Bay station


The train stops. He is busy over the phone that he is unaware that the train has stopped. He gets up suddenly and makes a rush to the door. He is finally out.


And that’s it. There he goes. The story ends right here. Fuck I ll never see him again. I am all alone again. Fuck.


The Train leaves.


Oyster Bay Station


He gets back to his conversation over the phone.


- Hello ??

- Sorry I almost forgot that the train stopped.

- Are you out now ?

- Yeah yeah…

- College student ?

- Yeah looked like that.. Must be having a tough time finding someone. Guess he is a lonely guy. He has a pretty fucked up life I guess.

- So you spoke to him, dint you ? Haven I told you not to speak to anyone, Frank ? You keep sympathising with everyone.Everyone wants you Frank. Who wouldn’t for the way you look ? Don’t you leave me.

- Shut up will you ! I dint speak to him. Stop doubting me, okay ? I love you and only you James. I don’t care who likes me. I love only you.. I just found that kid to be a loner. He ll find someone soon.

- *Smiles*, Now get your ass back here soon.

- Ahh !! Looks like we got some plans tonight. Going out are we ?

- Yeah got plans. But we ain’t leaving our bedroom tonight.

- Ah I ll be there soon. Love you.

- Love you too.



Sunday, June 26, 2011

Thanks to boredom, I’ve found a new love. Writing. So after 2 boring stories, I thought what’s a blog without something for your friends. They are the ones who define whom we are. So here’s something about my gang in class. We are,


GANG 13


Satheesh Kumar a.k.a THALAIVARE !!!


Well with who else will I start other than our THALAIVAR. The gang leader, the Lion of the Chemical Dept. His name springs the word TERROR in our ears. He has lived all these 4 years for us. Sacrificing everything for the sake of us, he goes to such extent that he allows us to kalai him when we want to kalai someone. He hasn’t accepted a single proposal from any girl so far. Aishwarya Rai ah irundhalum reject than. Apdi oru gethu. A die hard Vijay fan. He will watch every Vijay movie ten times minimum. He subjects himself to this self torture because he is such a great fan. The leader of Vijay fans in our college. He also holds the extraordinary status of being possibly the ONLY Indian not to have watched India winning the finals. He is now in Coimbatore in a core Chemical company. Simply no1 can replace him. Legend. He may not possibly read this because he cannot afford to waste time for Facebook.

Famous Dialogue : “Enna asinga-padithi-teengle da, Enna kevala-padithi-teengle da


Ruban Kumar a.k.a Playboy, A.C Tech’s Salman, Rudran, Bheema, Dhadiyan

He is undoubtedly A.C Tech’s Hero. He is also the BEST when it comes to cheating, blackmail and all illegal activities. A very good liar. So good u ll believe anything he says. For example when he came to college, he introduced himself as a M.L.A’s son, a guitarist and Messi’s brother when it comes to Football. He has portrayed different characters so far. 1st year ‘Bheema’, followed by Rudran from ‘Naan Kadavul’ and ‘Polladhavan’ Selvam. 3rd year he became busy with gaals :P He can ‘correct’ any girl easily ;) Memorable are the days we used to sight adichify together, try to speak to girls together :P
He was the 1st among my classmates to become close to me. It has been a memorable 4 years with him. Wish it goes on forever. Believe me he ll become more successful than any one in my class.


Mathieu Godfrey a.k.a Family Man

When he joined college he used to advice us that we shouldn fall in love, shouldn believe women. Now he is engaged, to the very girl he loves. He also said he ll never get a job after finishing 4 years of college. Now he is going to work in New Zealand, rejecting a job offer from campus placement. Someone who is liked by many girls in our college. Many cried 3 days straight when they came to know of his engagement. He also has a peculiar habit. He ll write assessments only if they are to his level. Others he ll skip. Because they are too easy. The only 3 subjects he wrote all 3 assessments are CRE, PMS and MT. Because they were somewhat close to his level. A die hard Yuvan fan, veriyan rather. For 4 years he tortured us by playing his songs repeatedly. He ll speak about him once every 3 minutes. He even answers the phone saying, “Yuvan here”

He was the 1st person to take a seat in A.C Tech in 2007. Now he is the 1st person to go abroad as well. A rockstar..


Prakash a.k.a Mokka

One of the late entries into the gang but certainly one of the best. He puts mokka 24/7. He even reads mokka jokes in Tamil books and comes up with new variations tobe updated. Simply no1 can put mokka like him. The 2nd best when it comes to illegal activities. A Vishal look alike. Trust me he looks just like him. He has had a few love stories of his own. But he rejected all. He has been a great friend for all of us. He has helped us on more than one occassion. He ll do anything for you if possible. He is also called My Gay Partner by my gang. Sigh.

He has the one who has gone the Northern most among us all for work. When u return come back with one Hindi girl da J


Ritvik a.k.a Golti, Bunty

We used to travel by train to college until 1st year. My Maths teacher for a year. 8 pointer for 2 semesters. Everything changed for both of us once he joined hostel. Personally I found a new trainmate, a girl, very beautiful too ;) He on the other hand was otified with a certain Mrs. X resulting in tragedy. But he cleared it on reval though. He is a talented movie director. So talented he hasn made even one short film so far. But very soon he will become Mani Ratnam’s Assistant Director. Also a great film critic. He will thupify all movies except very few. Had great fun kalaing telegu movies with him. A die hard A.R Rahman fan. He will talk about music as if he knows everything but he doesn’t know to play one instrument. He can book train tickets for any1 anytime. Whole railways his control.

Very innocent, a child at heart. He is very intelligent like everyone from Andhra. He is now in Bangalore, very soon he ll come back to Hyderabad to study in I.S.B.


Madhan Kumar a.k.a Billa, Boss

He is the only person who looks younger now after 4 years. Believe me you dont want to know how he looked when I saw him 1st. The only person to have had one a different girlfriend every semester. This ranges from juniors to seniors to T.V actors. The man who taught us EVERYTHING. He is the only poor eater in our gang. Whoever sits next to him while eating will have a great time. A good cricketer, has won us several trophies. But he also plays with small boys like us and never lets us bat.

A very good person who will stand for us whenever trouble arises. He is like an elder brother for all us.


Ramanakumar a.k.a Kadhal Mannan, Vadivelu

If there was one word to describe him its the word Romance. He has been our Kadhal Mannan for the past for years. Evalo girlfriends. His range is too high. No Kollywood, Bollywood or even a Hollywood actress is not okay for him. He will accept only TIRISHA. Die hard fan. Does timely mokka like Vadivelu. He also defines the word ‘Psycho’. Whenever he has a problem with any gaal, psychoism starts. He is underweight for his gigantic height, and wears kids size clothes but says he s gonna become like Surya soon. Cant wait for that day, if at all there’s gonna be one.

Our Hero is very soon going to Mumbai. Angayum romance than. Kadhal everywhere. Waiting for your engagement J


Sivaraam a.k.a Gundus

Prakash’s junior when it comes to putting mokka. They both have a partnership in fact. He loves food. The Bulk of our gang. He will study all by himself before us and never give us his photo copy either. Selfish dhadis :P He was also involved in a love triangle with some1, which ended in failure. Perhaps I shouldn get further into this. Only nerd in the gang..

A kind and innocent gundus who is gonna get the best in life.


Seenu a.k.a Kutti Yuvan, Genius

The laziest bugger one can find on Earth. Simply no1 can be as worse as him. “Time illa” is his trademark punch dialogue. He will never do any work. For everything he has a substitute instead of him. Die hard Sachin fan. He will kalai everyone and definitely me when he sees this. Never seen him gettin angry in all these 4 years. Simply because he thinks its a waste of time. Very intelligent. Also has a remarkable talent for attracting women, which not many know.

Kulla, be like this always. Thats what makes you this good.


Misbah a.k.a PSYCHO

1st day of college. The Faculty Advisor of A.C Tech arrived. He gave a terror look. The Sir becomes so scared he in fact went to him and asked if he wants anything to be done. Avalo terror !! He has a face thats more terror than any villain. Capable of doing anything when he s angry. But still he is a very kind person who ll be there whenever u need him. He is over enthu in fact when it comes to helpin others.

The only one in our gang to be working in Chennai. In a few years I think whole of Manali will be his. His terror look will scare off everyone :P


Mervin a.k.a Lighthouse, N.R.I, Adhi

The Lighhouse of A.C Tech. He is the most suave and stylish person u could meet. But last time I saw him he had Naan Kadavul look. He was also the 1st and the only one to bring a car and give us free rides everywhere. Can remember the days when I helped him in his SAP mission. No SAP is not anything related to computers, its the architecture college in our campus. He is a child at heart, an innocent person.

In the coming years he is gonna own a Chemical plant in Indonesia. Macha please take us in your company da..


Janesh a.k.a GRE mama, Harry Potter freak

A nerd who came to our class from Vidya Mandir. Very unpredictable. He will get angry all of a sudden and yell at some1. Whoever is unlucky will face the heat that day. Vayileye Vada suduvan. We watched the World Cup finals in his house. What an epic night it was. Truly unforgettable moments. Has plans of continuing his research in the Americas. All the best Hero J


Godwin a.k.a Godfather, Kadalai Mannan, Father, Maturity Manna

A good member of the gang for 2 years. But he unofficially ‘left’ the gang after that as he was busy with gaals, rock concerts in Raman Audi and preaching in Churches. The most matured person of the entire lot. Maybe thats why he chose to leave the gang. He is the Godfather for all boys and girls in Hyderabad. Any help please contact him. Has had multiple gf’s. I cant even remember the count. 2 weeks in Hyerabad and already 2 gaals. That level. Full time phone talk. You have to wait for atleast 1 hour to reach him. Also a great story builder. If he says there are 10 hot chicks in his class, in reality it will be only one gaal, that also will be mokka. Very recently he described a girl as an Angel from Paradise. Those who saw her after his varinpu, became blind.

Still an amazing friend and will do anything for anyone. He has 2 career options either software or core. Companies waiting for him always. A very kind person who has the ‘live for others’ policy. Has helped in numerous occassions. This has made many strongly believe that he will become a Priest or Pastor someday :P This can be answered by him alone.




When my friends see this, which may take some time owing to their busy schedule.. they ll tell I am Maturity Gomes and will decide on giving me a pothu mothu when we all meet next. WAITING FOR THAT DAY...


Thursday, June 23, 2011

ESCAPE FROM ANTERA


- “I must find a place to hide here.”

Earth was much better before these fucking Anterons came and took over Earth. Anterons were the inhabitants of Antera. They came here not many years ago. Humans are mere slaves to them now. Fucking bastards…Anterons are far more intelligent and stronger than Humans. They came here as their planet was destroyed by NIBIRU –XXX a giant asteroid.


They look like retards. Their complexion is white. And when I say white it is white. Their life is far more advanced than what we used to live. Earth is very different now. Anterons travel only by TERPODS, very advanced vehicles. They are in all sizes and shapes ranging from huge ones to small hi speed vehicles. Most of the Terpods are white in colour and have a red symbol that’s very symbolic of the bloodshed they spread embedded in it. Their language is very different, looks like English all scrambled. I haven’t learnt a single word of it yet.


Anterons employ humans to do all the work want. Some people who comply to their needs are out there doing what they want. They are employed everywhere but it’s a slave’s life I tell you. The others who have stoop up against them are locked up in prisons with little hope of survival. Its like the whole world is inside one big prison. They have very advanced weapons which range from long razor sharp knives which change their shape whenever required to hi powered guns which project a ray of electric shock through our bodies. The pain is unbearable. Escaping from their prisons is near impossible. But that’s exactly what I’ve done now.


I must get to the Colony of Praza soon. That’s a colony where only humans live. A small group of humans who still think that we can get our planet back from these fuckers. It’s a long journey. I don’t have money nor any weapons with me either.


I think I should rather hide somewhere before these guys come and catch me. Fucking dickheads will take the life out me If I get caught.


Oh my fucking God !!! Shit.


- Fuckin Dickhead where the fuck where u lookin at ? Moron u could have been dead.

- *Deep breaths* Sorry Sir !!

- Get the fuck outta here..

Finally away from the road. Damn that was close.. Fucking retard could have sent me to heaven right away. Sometimes I think that’s better. Rather than suffering with these mother fuckers.

- Hey you !

- Yes !

- What were you doin in the middle of the fucking road ?

- Sorry Sir.. I am.. I was just preoccupied..

- Just keep your eyes on the road moron.


This guy’s a Oflaron. That’s how Policemen are addressed here. Damn what should I tell him. He ll fucking take the life out of me if he knows I escaped from Akarra Antera, Antera’s central Prison. Omg !! Is that the Terpod ? I must get the fuck out of here.


He slowly starts moving away from the Oflaron.. After cutting across the streets he starts running at break neck speed. A group of Terpods are heading towards him..


BAAASSHHHH !!


He hits a woman walkin in his path.. Both of them suffer a heavy fall.. He can barely get up…


- Fuck you Bastard… !!

- I am sorry, I never noticed you… I have to go…

- Fuck you.. Go to Hell..

The Terpods stop right in front him. The Anterons come straight at him.

- Come here you !!

- Leave me, you faggots.. Leave me alone. Fuck you all. I wanna get outta here. Fucking Anterons..

- Enough of your bullshit. Don make this hard for you..


The Anterons put handcliffs on him and pull him towards the Terpod. They inject a drug on his left hand…


- GET OUT OF OUR PLANET, YOU FAGGOTS !!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE… MOTHER FUCKERS.. I… ll… SAVE THE EEAAARTHH… I.. WILL… SAVE.. SAVE… SAVE…


He falls down unconscious. The Anterons pick him up and put him inside their Terpod. The people witnessing this commotion are shocked. The Anterons get inside the Terpod and leave the place……..



The vehicle is white in colour. It has the letters AMBULANCE written in red, along with its logo. It also has the words ‘ St. JAMES INSTITUTE FOR THE MENTALLY CHALLENGED’ written behind….